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Astrology in Media

The downfall of Bee Better - Astrology transit reading

Marketing Astrology 101

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“Plata O Plomo” ("Silver or lead") - Cancer Opposite Capricorn

The Astrology of the Colombian slang phrase

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The Volvo logo and its use of the Mars symbol

Astrology in branding and advertising

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April Fools 2024: Luxury NYC nightclub, Zamboni, gains popularity after denying entry based on Zodiac sign

[Fake News]

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A conglomerate image of Britney Spears & Lou Taylor, Drake Bell, Scooter Braun & Justin Bieber, P. Diddy & Cassie, Ryan Garcia, and Fortnite characters of Ariana Grande & Travis Scott

Exposé of human trafficking, Entertainment-Military-Industrial-Complex Reformation

(Pluto in Aquarius)

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An image from Robots movie

The Essential Dignities of Saturn

Aries, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius

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Neptune with his trident.

Neptune’s Trident Vs. Pluto’s Bident

Modern planet symbol origins

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Hades, from Hercules, smoking a full cigar in one puff

Scorpio feels emotions the deepest

Pluto, Rejection, and Februus Fever

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Lucille Bluth and her adopted child, Anyong, who was adopted to throw off the SEC

Postpartum depression, no tears to cry, and tax evasion adoption

Lucille Bluth: The Moon in her “Fall” in Scorpio

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game of thrones tarot deck major arcana cards

Game of Thrones Tarot + 12 Zodiac

Major Arcana Astrology Breakdown

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King Neptune and his lit trident, about to roast Mr. Krabs in the spongebob movie

Chest muscles, fried crab, and deflected attacks

Spongebob Astrology: Mars in Cancer

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Alien V. Predator - The “Canon” of Ariana Grande’s Music Videos

A canonical timeline of Ariana’s depictions of the Weyland Yutani Corporation.

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A hand-embroidered beaded purse featuring a woman with tears flowing from her eyes as beaded fringe.

Exclusive Designer Release by Rachel Ellen Bogen

Taurus New Moon Sextile Saturn in Pisces

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Patrick Star ditching Spongebob in Rock Bottom. "Patrick Star: Undercover Hater. 12H Synastry. The House of Hidden Enemies"

Patrick Star: Undercover Hater

12H Synastry: The House of Hidden Enemies

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Spongebob's hands casting a shadow through Squidward's water bag. "Twins..."

Spongebob Astrology: Mercury in Pisces

Mercury in its “Fall” and “Detriment”

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Doja Cat + Sza's "Kiss Me More" - Gemini (The Lovers) and Sagittarius (Temperance)

“Kiss Me More” by Doja + Sza

Gemini (The Lovers) + Sagittarius (Temperance)

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A depiction of Saturn, the child of Chaos, devouring Melanie Martinez (and her strawberry shortcake gown).

“Strawberry Shortcake” by Melanie Martinez

The Story of the Divine Feminine

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A shreiking Siren, yeilding Neptune's trident against Harry Potter.

Siren Songs + Easter Eggs (Venus "Exalted" in Pisces)

“I’d try putting it in the water if I were you.”

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Ariana Grande licking a donut, with the tagline "Ariana loves America, 'cuz America runs on Dunkin."

Controversy Advertising Pitches

There's nothing worse than a boring ad.

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